WOOLLY EYED TURTLE  - by Maeve Bell & Emily Souter

"unfailing physical enthusiasm" - Broadway Baby


"It's hilarious" - For All Events

"Perfectly Judged Ham Acting" - The List

"HIGHLY RECOMMENDED" - The Edinburgh Review

One stupid town and all it's inhabitants - played by 2 ridiculous women. Cantankerous brings you "Woolly Eyed Turtle 3D". From the get go, the audience are immersed in the show being assigned roles as in this dysfunctional off the wall care home. Maeve & Emily engage the audience with exercise classes, playful narration and attempt to weave seamlessly from character to character to tell the story of a care home in a fictional town in Ireland called Flackin O’Shlackin.